I went with a friend to his appointment at a salon.
Hairdresser: Coffee? (the word sounds the same in Russian as it does in English)
Me: Да (yes).
Hairdresser: Ahiahug higoeah gehiogea? (incomprehensible words)
Me: Я не понимаю (I don’t understand).
My friend: He just asked you in English if you wanted your coffee black.
The hairdresser was really handsome, which added to my embarrassment.